Special day

By buymeadrank - 30/04/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, it's my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears, and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML
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ultravioletbaby 0

Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

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Mabel1989 0

Oh goodness, I've had my period (with crippling cramps and nausea) on my birthday pretty much every year since I got my period. It's hell. I know how you feel...it does suck. Oh and #3...I think she means the first day of THIS particular period.

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xHaniffax 0

oh dear, hope you had a good birthday none-the-less amanda a.k.a period Amanda is a ******* *****, only good for hurting people :'(

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aho_matsuri 0

ha whoops. happy birthday, it's my birthday, too. *awaits surprise period*

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Meowff 0

Big freaking deal. Every girl in the universe gets this. Birthday?? SOOO?!?!?! We all go through it all the time, and tons of us have it on our 18th and 21st birthdays!!!! This is NOT a **** your life.

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jazminbliss 2

aww ouch. That sucks. It would have ruined my birthday. I hate my period. I get the worst cramps EVER!

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cowinvasion 0

People complaining that this is not a FML have obviously never had severe cramps. From someone who has had pains to the point of intense nausea, I completely sympathize with you. Feel better.

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ftsk_fan_12 0

yikes! that sucks, i have bad periods too. =/ sometimes being a girl is just shit hahah.

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nikkirito 0

This isn't an FML. Take some pain killers and suck it up.

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coolster56 0

she has taken them but they are not working read the post idiot

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fthebs 0

Lucky for you alcohol thins the blood. DRINK UP! Happy Birthday!

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ftsk_fan_12 0

oh and btw happy 21st, hopefully you'll be able to make up for it and throw an awesome belated party, lol.

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