By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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Brukernavn 0

Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.

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escualida 0

YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!

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RaeBabe03 0

Divorce that psycho! You would be better off with out her!!!!

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Daddys_Defect 0

YDI for marrying the bitch. REAL LIFE: Some people are better off dead...? Survival of the fittest bro, and that girl is short a few cards in the deck. She ain't lookin so fit. Don't ruin your life and let her make you miserable. if she wants to ruin her life, she can, but dude, don't let her mess up yours. [this advice is from a girl, btw, and even I have no sympathy for your wife]

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truladyred 0

What's one less bitchy depressive **** in the world? But YDI for being a pushover.

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athame1983 0

if he divorced his wife he would probably no longer be the recipient of her life insurance check

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2bobbybowdens 0

Most guys say and even most girls agree. Girls are crazy. I know loads of girls who have threatened to kill themself over a guy. Key word. Know, not knew. They're still here. Without the guys. If she does kill herself. Then blame me by all means

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jgrimaldi 0

Let her do it. Darwinism is a good thing.

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jonny2x4 0

YDI for falling for emotional blackmail. Go ahead and call her bluff and divorce her. Her suicide threats count as mental cruelty and are grounds for divorce. If she goes through with it, who cares? You didn't like her anyway.

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runxng 0

divorce her. let her kill herself. get sympathy ****. profit.

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nonnymouse 0

Get your wife some therapy. If she talks about killing herself she needs it. And then leave her if you are unhappy and don't want to be married to her. Life is too short.

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